Phunny video contribution from PuppyManohar. Please to see and yenjaai.
Also here's a teeny tiny advert:
Introducing ... PuppyManohar (tadaaahhh!)
- Single, ready to mingle
- Cooks really well (is discerning enough to understand that ginger, garlic and a lump of jaggery do a great dal make, soaks Rajma overnight and cooks it the next day once every week and so on...)
- Good housekeeper (spent 20 minutes cleaning Mogambo's microwave down to the last speck and was visibly frustrated at the hard time it was giving him).
- Is polite (Said "thank you" and "sorry" as i laid out every piece of dinner on the table, every spoon, every plate, every paper napkin was given a thank you, and everytime i glared at him for being so painfully repetitive, the sorry would be repeated)
- Has good grammar (pings me after every post to point out the difference between "its" and "it's" and then apologizes for being a pain in line with aforementioned politeness)
- Is a poet in the making (Check out this and this)
- Has sense of humor (Same comment as above)
- Can take whining with infinite patience (He was Mogambo's flatmate for a year, living with a girl pretty much prepares a guy for all kinds of whining, yes?)
- Owns a car, Lives in the US of A and has a post grad degree (This for potential brides' parents wonly, horoscope matching is frowned upon - so pls do not ask!)
So all ya women out there (hopefully single) pls to tell if interested and Unpredictable shall play matchmaker, an area she has seen many most successes in previously. :D
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Exactly who the hell are your matchmaking successes? Tell tell. Bleddy phool, chumma tom-tomming your own self to the world.
- Penguin.
PS - Ask Puppy what kind of girl he wants no, and put that up. I don't want to offer myself to hear that he doesn't want girl like me, you see ;-)
:) The mark of a good matchmaker is that he/she does NOT divulge his clients to the public ... U bleddy phool!
I passed on ur comment to PM. We shall wait and see :D
Ayyo loose! After the success is achieved, they are no longer your matchmaking clients man! They are already matchmade, you see. And if you don't flaunt them, how the hell will other people trust you? Bleddier phool!
- Penguin
Sorry for putting so many many comments, but juuust thought of something else - Since PM has already lived with another girl, how does prospective bride know that she will be dealing with someone whose honour is still intact?? Very important matter no? ;-)
- Penguin (has died laughing at own joke)
Dear Ms. Penguin,
I am appalled that you choose to question my honour. This is not as per Indian Culture (TM).
Hope you understand,
Best Regards,
Puppy Manohar
Dear Mr. Manohar,
So easily you break my heart. If you didn't like me, then say off like that no! Why you're saying I'm not cultured and all man?
I'm only asking because in these days of forward mens and womens and yespecially when relation-ship is sailing across the seven seas, it is important to know what you are getting into in the beginning vonly. Illeya? Otherwise full false hopes and dil shatterings will happen.
Hope you understand,
Bestest regards,
Penguin.
Hello,
A bit too late for a comment. Unpred, don't forget ur dear old friend.... photo bheju kya??
nuts
men cant apply? :)))
and the baby ???
Penguin: Keep at it I say. I am to be agreeing to yuvar line of questioning and indeed dil shatterings across or over or before the sea is not a good idea at all ...
Puppy: That said,i am also to be vouching for yuvar honor simbly coz u come recommended by mogambo :D
Nuts: Photo bhej ladki :) Mera business kitna mast chal raha hai na!
Shoonyata: Emm .. baby is actually a baba and I can assure you, Puppy loves all mankind but lous women slisha more, But based on ur eager application I shall let PuppyManohar decide :) Waiting for boy to wake up ... dont hold breath ok?
echoos penguin.
PM lived with me ya. ME. Mogambo. Yuvar trustworthy Mogambo. Yuvar lovable Mogambo. Yuvar super takkar (figure) Mogambo. Then how ya you can ask like that koshtin about honour? Hurt is came to my heart.
Please to do something ya. Now it has become dil ka maamla.
Thanks Shoonyata.
Yes. and what about the f@#$@ baby?
Baby V.
1 800 MATCHMAKERS
You talk and the match will shine bright, ah dhang you.
Dear Penguin,
Please do not mistake me. I am not questioning your state of culturedness. I am merely pointing out to you that Our Great Ancestors (TM) would have frowned upon your line of questioning.
Hope you understand (as well),
Sincerely,
Puppy M.
Dear Baby V,
Lolz hay jealousy. You have met your match (or have you?).
Regards,
Puppy M
Dear Unpredictable,
Thanks,
Regards,
Puppy M
Mogambo: Despite your ignoring of me in recent past, I stand firmly on yuvar side. Pls to note. Also, I miss you very much (and the newport house). Puppy thinks this might be the beginning of another *interesting* story (wink!)
BabyM: Nice to make yuvar acquaintance. Hearing so much about you i have been. Understandable ur jealousy is :D
PuppyM: Welcome you are. Nat to mentions.
Dear Puppy,
Thanks for reminding me that Our Great Ancestors (your TM) would have frowned upon my line of questioning. I am well aware of that fact. Now that you are done skirting the issue, can you please get down to answering the question? What IS it that you're hiding, I say? What?
Understandingly yours,
Penguin.
Dear Mogambo,
I am asking koshtin about PM's honour ya, not yours. I know you are pavitr like the Ganga herself. You are doodh mein dhuli (konjam jaasti hindi aayidutha?) Tide-washed clothes se bhi saaf. About PM himself, I don't know if I can say all this. Sorry man.
Love and ummas,
Penguin.
Mogambo and Penguin: I work on Ariel NOT Tide, and so any references to removing daag and superior cleaning should henceforth be attributed to Ariel unless you want me to be very sad, or unless you love Nayak more. Decide now - its me or him. Ariel or Tide.
NOW!
Dear Penguin,
You either question both of our honours, or none. There is no grey area in this matter. I am correct because I have a 'Y' chromosome. This makes me genetically predisposed to having more logical skills than one with two X chromosomes (ie yourself).
Hope to hear from you soon,
Best Regards,
Puppy Manohar
Dear (or are you?) Puppy,
You might have more logical skills, but you don't use them very well, do you? See, when koshtin arose, it was about both Mogambo's and your honours (Mogambo, read full reply before getting angry). But then, because Mogambo is as pavitr as Ariel (Unpred, note change) cleaning and Ganga, koshtin does not have to be put in public forum. Koshtin has died a natural death, having received its answer, and I have hit my head with chappal to think that that koshtin even came into my mind.
But on your part, who knows man what and all you've been upto in life? Huh, who knows? Considering there is Baby/Baba confusion as well in addition to honour doubts. How to the trust you when we don't know what lurks beneath that puppy face?
Enough of your regards, give something else now.
Penguin.
Dear Penguin,
Give something else? Already you are asking for gifts?
I'm getting tired of this relationship. I feel stifled.
I need my space.
I think you're a good person.
It's not me, it's you.
I'm sure you'll meet the right person sometime soon.
I think we need to see other people.
I want to be just good friends.
I feel really badly about this and I wish it could have been better.
Thanks,
Puppy Manohar
Dearestu Peppy,
Penuin == Escape great escape ?
alas.
bye.
Baby V.
Dear Puppy,
You break my heart like this just because I said don't say Best Regards, say something else? That's all-aa? How you can do like this da? That also break up when I am in office and I have to put on strong face so everyone in office cannot see my pain. Che! You turned out to be just like all the other men in the world.
Anyways, I wish you all the best in your future endeavours.
Love (oh, but what use!),
Penguin.
PS - What the f#@^ do you mean by "It's not me, it's you"? WHAT THE.....? Now don't give me lecture on what Our Great Ancestors will say to my language.
PPS - Unpred and M'bo, remember never ever to play with my heart like this ya. I go to cry.
Baby was right. You may be "Escape Great Escape". I never thought of this angle! Now who is playing with who's heart? Alas.
Failure.
I'm going back to my ex-girlfriend. Her name is Stella.
Stella Artois.
Wish you all the best,
Puppy M
"Show me the meaning of being lonely" - BSB
Dear Puppy,
I have two things to say to you -
1. "Quit playing games with my heart" - BSB
2. "Don't love me for fun, let me be the one, love me for a reason, let the reason be love" - Boyzone.
Thanks for the best wishes,
Love you still (or should I not admit it?),
Penguin.
Dear Penguin,
Alas.
"Love me for a reason" was originally a song by a group called "The Osmonds". Boyzone merely covered it.
My best wishes are all I have. And I give them to you.
Sincerely,
Puppy Manohar
Dear Puppy,
It has been wonderful talking to you, and I will always cherish this memory. Perhaps we can be friends? (Offers hand, not in marriage, please note)
Waiting in anticipation,
Penguin.
Dear Penguin,
So it has finally come to this. Alas. How many countless times has this happened to me? "Let's be just friends" Argh Deja Vu! Or maybe it's the beer. I don't know. Either way, the answer is yes.
Now who is breaking up with whom?
Sincerely,
Puppy Manohar
Dear Puppy,
Please do not confuse me. First you say, you are not wanting, and now you are accusing me of breakup. What is this, I say?
I ask you one final time - are you wanting, or are you not wanting relationship? Think carefully and then reply. I cannot take one more rejection.
Yours regardless, (whattay pun!)
Penguin.
Dear Penguin,
Too much confuse is coming. You are questioning my honour. You are rejecting my regards. I am not understanding. You are then offering friendship ka hand. I am fully confuse now.
I really think I need my space now.
Kindly understand. It is all for the best.
Thanks for everything,
Puppy Manohar
Gooodo...will spread the word with men so inclined...unpredictable has left that whole world out.
"and what about the f@#$@ baby?" what about the f@#$@ baby! feed the spiders.
Tide.
I have a few wonderful questions of my own self. Hiyar they are.
Why are the penguin and the puppy breaking up? I think that they are to be wonderfully suited for each other. Ideal couples, in my experience, never have coherent conversations and seldom make sense.
Second, the dance floor in the Rainbow Room spins, albeit slowly. Beware.
Fourth and final, Superman also wants such attention it seems Mystic please to note.
And foremostly, I am ignore no1 and I am dismay that Puppy's honour and therefore mine, are to be koshtined. I appeal to general public and to the Bee Gees for help.
kbai.
-mogambo, takkar mogambo.
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